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These latest additions to our line of sexily-embroidered merchandise continue one of our favorite traditions: matching patches! The included Starguy patch is awesome enough to leave sitting on your desk in case you feel like staring at something lovely. Or, if you’re handy with a needle (or lazy with an iron), you can attach it to your Escargo Express bag and try to convince your friends that your mom didn’t help you!

Sizes: These things run a little small! If you like your jackets to be roomy, consider jumping up a size.

We once again chose American Apparel to provide the base jackets, and we don’t regret it for a second. These asphalt California Fleece Track Jackets (and their sister product, the PK Love Track Jackets) are roughly the same thickness/warmness as our Snow Wood Hoodies, but that’s where the similarities end. The embroidery lends these jackets a certain quality/longevity that you just can’t get from a screenprint. Even your fashion-conscious friend (you know, the one who goes out of her way to hate all of your other video game apparel) will find herself unable to hide the glimmer of jealousy in her eyes.

Resist the temptation to revel in this moment. That would be in poor taste, friend! Instead, you should try subverting your jacket’s innate sophistication force field with some kind of awkward gamer pronunciation (e.g. “woot” or “ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED”). Social order will be restored, but the foundation will be cracked. You will be able to exploit this in later levels.