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Smaaaash!

Note: This item will not ship until later in August.

Tromping through the streets of your local town, stomping some snakes, making steady progress. Things are going great and you know you should play it safe, but the siren song of that trashcan beside the arcade is irresistible... The coast looks clear, but as soon as your arm is trash-deep you find yourself surrounded by Sharks!

Do you flee? Nay. You will fight bravely, even in the face of three overpowered foes. What warrants such brazen confidence? SMAAAASH.

This shirt was designed by our resident button-smasher Jon Kay and expertly screened by our friends at Forward Printing in California. It features three prints:

  • "Smaaaash!" logo on the front
  • "Ness 01" print on the nape
  • A custom size tag printed on the inside of the shirt

And for the first time ever, we've skipped the traditional 1.25" pin bonus. In its place is a die-cut 4" sticker featuring the iconic "Smaaaash!" logo, a high-quality vinyl print by the mechanical overlords at Sticker Robot!

Smaaaash is a unique item in our store because we used it to experiment with many new and different kinds of shirts. Each size/style is different, so stop chewing your gum and pay attention!

  • Unisex Ringers:
    • AA 2410 Ringers
    • 100% cotton, baby blue with navy rings and red with white rings
    • Just like our standard shirts, except with rings on the sleeves (which makes the sleeves fit tighter)
  • Women's Ringers:
    • AA M304 Gym T's
    • 70/30 poly/cotton, melange blue with navy rings
    • Ringer with an old-school melange texture, these are thinner and lighter than most shirts thanks to the 30% polyester fabric
  • Unisex Raglans:
    • AA BB453 Raglans
    • 50/50 poly/cotton, heather lake blue with navy sleeves
    • These are very soft, thin, light shirts with a sewn edge (instead of a folded lip) in true raglan style
  • Women's Raglans:
    • AA 4353 Baby Rib Raglans
    • 100% baby rib cotton, baby blue with navy sleeves
    • These form-fitting shirts are prone to shrink, so either buy a size larger, or buy a Unisex version one size smaller!