Fangamer

Introducing the most epic shirt ever.

Shirtness is the result of a year’s worth of research, calls, dead-ends, and failed crocheting attempts. When we couldn’t find any company on earth who sold the shirt we wanted, we decided to have it custom manufactured. It’s the EarthBound fan’s holy grail: custom 2" stripes, a woven Franklin Badge tag, a gold-plated Franklin Pin, and custom colors designed to match the hat as well as they match the original design.

Not only is it faithful to its EB roots, but it’s a bona-fide designer shirt crafted by the folks at Continental Clothing. Your friends won’t even know to make fun of you for wearing it (unlike your homemade varia suit)! Much like the rest of our shirts, the men’s shirts have a slight fit, and the women’s sizes have a tighter cut with shorter sleeves. If you’re a return customer, keep in mind that these shirts run just a little larger than our other shirts.

Shirtness is based on Continental Clothing’s line of classic jersey shirts, which run a little larger than the AA 2001 [unisex] and AA 2102 [womens] shirts we usually sell. The Men’s Shirtness is based on the Continental N03 size chart sizing, and the Women’s Shirtness is based on the Continental N12 size chart

• I’m used to Fangamer’s unisex AA shirts…what size should I get?
  • If you wear size L or larger, Shirtness should fit you pretty well.
  • If a size M is usually a little too tight for you, you should stick with Shirtness size M, since it will probably fit just right.
  • If a size M is usually a little too baggy for you, you should consider Shirtness size S, since they’re a little bigger than American Apparel’s size S shirts.
• Will these shirts shrink? The shirts are 100% cotton, so yes, they will probably shrink after you wash them. Be careful about putting them in a dryer!