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&lt;p&gt;The invading Pork Army has launched its sprawling public relations campaign! Nothing says &amp;#8220;faux communist slave state&amp;#8221; like a slick t-shirt (inexplicable bag of money not included).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This classic piece of &lt;a href=&quot;http://jonkaydesign.com/&quot;&gt;Jon Kay&lt;/a&gt; design comes in two colors: black on red and red on olive. This is also our first relabeled shirt, which means that it bears a custom-screened Fangamer tag in the neck!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Printed by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.forwardprinting.com/&quot;&gt;Forward Printing&lt;/a&gt; in California, these super-slick shirts are printed with a special &amp;#8220;discharge&amp;#8221; silkscreen which makes the ink super sharp, saturated, and thin.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This design is printed on Continental&amp;#8217;s 100% combed cotton &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.continental-usa.com/?module=cms&amp;amp;P=39&amp;amp;SP=197&quot;&gt;N03 Classic Jersey Tees&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.continental-usa.com/?module=cms&amp;amp;P=39&amp;amp;SP=198&quot;&gt;N12 Women&amp;#8217;s Slim Fit Jersey Shirt&lt;/a&gt;) and is similar to the American Apparel shirts we use for most of our other designs. And, as always, it comes with its own awesome 1.25&amp;quot; pin.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href='http://static1.shopify.com/s/files/1/0014/1962/files/pa-design.png?1238114010' rel='lightbox'&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;max-width: 100%;&quot; src='http://static1.shopify.com/s/files/1/0014/1962/files/pa-design.png?1238114010' alt='Pork Army by Jon Kay' title='Pork Army shirt, designed by Jon Kay' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</body-html>
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  <title>Pork Army</title>
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  <vendor>Fangamer</vendor>
  <tags>continental, green, mother3, pork army, red, relabel, shirt</tags>
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The invading Pork Army has launched its sprawling public relations campaign! Nothing says &quot;faux communist slave state&quot; like a slick t-shirt (inexplicable bag of money not included).

This classic piece of &quot;Jon Kay&quot;:http://jonkaydesign.com/ design comes in two colors: black on red and red on olive. This is also our first relabeled shirt, which means that it bears a custom-screened Fangamer tag in the neck!

Printed by &quot;Forward Printing&quot;:http://www.forwardprinting.com/ in California, these super-slick shirts are printed with a special &quot;discharge&quot; silkscreen which makes the ink super sharp, saturated, and thin.

This design is printed on Continental's 100% combed cotton &quot;N03 Classic Jersey Tees&quot;:http://www.continental-usa.com/?module=cms&amp;P=39&amp;SP=197 and &quot;N12 Women's Slim Fit Jersey Shirt&quot;:http://www.continental-usa.com/?module=cms&amp;P=39&amp;SP=198) and is similar to the American Apparel shirts we use for most of our other designs. And, as always, it comes with its own awesome 1.25&quot; pin.

&lt;a href='http://static1.shopify.com/s/files/1/0014/1962/files/pa-design.png?1238114010' rel='lightbox'&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;max-width: 100%;&quot; src='http://static1.shopify.com/s/files/1/0014/1962/files/pa-design.png?1238114010' alt='Pork Army by Jon Kay' title='Pork Army shirt, designed by Jon Kay' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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