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Thick enough to keep you warm on a chilly day but thin enough to wear indoors and out, these magical jackets grant superhuman temperature-regulation abilities that even Magypsies can’t teach! And thank goodness, because talk about a bad marketing decision.

Sizes: These things run a little small! If you like your jackets to be roomy, consider jumping up a size.

These super-red jackets continue one of our favorite merch traditions: matchy patches! The included PK Love patch is awesome enough to leave sitting on your desk in case you feel like staring at something lovely. You could also attach it to your Escargo Express bag unless you have a macho-dude friend who is constantly looking to mock any sign of emotional vulnerability. In that case, you should sew it onto his backpack and loudly draw attention to the manly man who loves “Puppies and Kumquats”.

Like the Starguy Jackets, these American Apparel California Fleece Track Jackets are roughly the same thickness/warmness as our Snow Wood Hoodies, but that’s where the similarities end. The embroidered heart design lends these jackets a certain quality/longevity that you just can’t get from a screenprint.