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Patch Pack 1

Patches: for when pins simply aren’t enough. Our first patch pack hits the ground running! These custom patches would go great with an Escargo Express bag — if you got one before they flew off the shelves :O

  • For anyone who always wanted to take the Fan Translation Patch with them, it’s officially up for grabs! Unlike the real Fan Translation patch, though, this one comes in very limited quantities :O
    Designed by Jon Kay!
  • The delicious Hamburger Patch was inspired by Onett’s world-famous Burger shop — as well as the city’s various trash cans. Designed by Sabrina Kay!
  • The Punk-Sure Patch is decidedly unhandy for keeping your tires inflated. But it could prove useful when you’re strapped for cash and your only hope for a fix is a pink-haired punk with a penchant for puns. Designed by Lance Madar!

Each patch comes with a heat-seal backing (meaning you can temporarily iron it on if you’re too lazy/uncoordinated to sew) and a guarantee that it will bring smiles, tears, sheer terror, or some potent combination thereof to the faces of passers-by.