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Dem' Bones

Designed by legendary shirtnerd Omnitarian, directed by the legendary designerd Jon Kay, and inspired by the legendary plumber-based RPG, this shirt draws a line in the sand: walk the Plank or suffer the Seaweed!

The jolly roger burned into this shirt illustrates the dangers which lie scuttled and rotting beneath the seaside town: dried bones and crosspipes, ghouls and giant squids, pointy objects and cryptic piratespeak.

Like all of our designs, these designs are printed on comfortable American Apparel shirts. Unlike most of our designs, each of these shirts has a dark, piratey secret!

Dem Bones by Omnitarian

  • The Plank shirt is our very first ringer! The print was designed to match with the specially-dyed collars. This shirt is also discharge-printed for a super-soft print.
  • The Seaweed shirt is our first glow-in-the-dark print! Charge it up in the stark light of day and at night the bioluminescent glow will guide you towards star pieces1.

Each shirt comes with a 1.25" pin, an award worthy of any sea-going star hunter (except walking clouds, NO EXCEPTIONS). We also made the Seaweed pin glow-in-the-dark, in case you needed an extra push to spring for it.

1 Or maybe those are glow in the dark <pearls >, who knows.

While you are putting a skin on Dem’ Bones, try to pin on something to topple those voracious four-eyed hounds… just in case!