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Awesomeness Combo Pack

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Shirtness Hatness PK Yomega

Introducing the most epic combo pack ever.

The star of the show is Shirtness, the result of a year’s worth of research, calls, dead-ends, and failed crocheting attempts. When we couldn’t find what we wanted, we decided to have it custom manufactured. It’s the EarthBound fan’s holy grail: custom 2" stripes, a woven Franklin Badge tag, and custom colors designed to match the hat as well as they match the original design.

Not only is it faithful to its EB roots, but it’s a bona-fide designer shirt crafted by the folks at Continental Clothing. Your friends won’t even know to make fun of you for wearing it (unlike your homemade varia suit)! The men’s shirts have a slight fit, and the women’s sizes have a tighter cut with shorter sleeves. If you’re a return customer, keep in mind that these shirts run a little larger than the rest of our designs (see the FAQ for specifics on sizing).

To cap it off, Shirtness comes with a 1" Franklin pin… plated in 24k gold. (Seriously.)

Also included in the combo pack: PK Yomega, a custom-manufactured Raider yo-yo from the toy geniuses at Yomega. The Raider brand of yo-yo’s are kind of legendary in the yo-yo world, known for their balance of quality and value: the yo-yo is basic and inexpensive enough for novices, but well-designed and versatile enough to win championships. The logos on the sides of this custom yo-yo are another inspired design by our own Jon Kay.

Like the shirt, the optional hat has been designed to be stylish while remaining true to its inspiration. Hatness has slightly updated colors and new embroidery to match the Shirt/pin: a custom-embroidered Franklin logo! Or, if you’ve got a hat already, you can save a couple bucks by leaving it out of your combo pack.

Capping off the Awesomeness Combo Pack is the Hometown Pinset, a series of five (or more, if you’re lucky!) pins lovingly designed by Jon Kay:

  • Clubhouse
  • Punk X-ing
  • Arcade
  • Hero
  • [Wildcard] Politics (one of three designs in every set)
    • Vote
    • Jerkle
    • 199X
  • [Rare] You’ve got a chance of getting two rare pins with this set!
    • Eaglelander: 1/16 drop rate
    • Mondoom: 1/64 drop rate

FAQ

  • Can I order just a Shirt/Yo-yo/Pinset? Yes! We have begun selling Hatness, Shirtness, PK Yomega, and the Hometown Pins separately!
  • What’s the size information for Shirtness? Shirtness is based on Continental Clothing’s line of classic jersey shirts, which run a little larger than the AA 2001 [unisex] and AA 2102 [womens] shirts we usually sell. The Men’s Shirtness is based on the Continental N03 size chart sizing, and the Women’s Shirtness is based on the Continental N12 size chart
  • I’m used to Fangamer’s unisex AA shirts…what size should I get?
    • If you wear size L or larger, Shirtness should fit you pretty well.
    • If a size M is usually a little too tight for you, you should stick with Shirtness size M, since it will probably fit just right.
    • If a size M is usually a little too baggy for you, you should consider Shirtness size S, since they’re a little bigger than American Apparel’s size S shirts.
  • Will these shirts shrink? The shirts are 100% cotton, so yes, they will probably shrink after you wash them. They may shrink if you put them in a dryer, so be careful!