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  • Pork Army

    The invading Pork Army has launched its sprawling public relations campaign! Nothing says “faux communist slave state” like a slick t-shirt (inexplicable bag of money not included). This classic piece of Jon Kay design comes...

    $19.00 - $21.00

  • P-KORP Pins

    P-KORP is preparing a march on your sensibilities! The latest propaganda pack has arrived at the Fangamer mailroom, and frankly, we’ve taken the bait. These buttons were designed by Jon Kay with the exception of...

    $5.00 - $7.00

  • Flinter

    Frintu preps himself for a showdown with the Mecha-Drago! Designed by thickfreakness and brought together by Jon Kay (aka Jonk), the presence of smoke on this shirt is pretty much guaranteed to get you kicked...

    $19.00 - $21.00

  • Winter Pins (Set #5)

    Update: We’re offering these as magnets now :D Commemorating the winter of our urf-content, this Winter-themed pin set is inspired by EB’s similarly-named blustery land. On top of this, the special Monkey Gum! design comes...

    $5.00 - $7.00

  • I (••) NP

    The Metropolis of New Pork demands allegiance — even from its tourists! This Big City Shirt will give you that plus a +20 boost to your Obscure Gaming Reference stats. Our first black shirt, this...

    $19.00 - $21.00

  • M3 Pins (Set #4)

    Celebrate the release of the English patch with this commemorative pin set! These designs feature a series of fantastic, subtle illustrations which you’ll soon recognize from their in-game references! Bazaar The Dragons Shirt PK Love...

    $5.00

  • MOTHER 3 Handbook PDF

    Worried about your guide getting tattered from frenzied research and overuse? Fear not — the internet is here to save the day! In addition to the paperback and free online version of the MOTHER 3...

    $6.00

  • Pandora's Happy Box

    Design by Omnitarian. Shirt by American Apparel. Two variants: gray and eggplant. This shirt is awesome. You’ll Live it Down One Day, John Leguizamo (a short story by Reid Young) You are in your room...

    $19.00 - $21.00

  • Courage Badge Keychain

    Rumor has it this custom keychain was forged in the depths of the volcano which lies dormant beneath the Nowhere Islands. But the more likely story is that it was made in a factory in...

    $10.00

  • M3HB Combo Pack

    When you buy this combo pack, you save $6. Not too shabby! Here’s what you get: Full-color paperback Perfect binding 240 pages Free poster jacket! Print-size PDF ~100 mb Print-quality images, 6″×9″ at 150dpi Choice...

    $30.00

  • Chimera Pin Set

    Every Mad scientist ruled by a child dictator has to have a hobby right? Well this pin set is for those who are nostalgic for the insane rigors of their former employment. Introducing: the Chimera...

    $5.00 - $7.00

  • Minus Man Figurine

    Another meticulous resin creation from Meeellla, Minus Man has arrived to sour up your day! Note: One per customer, please! Since these are handmade, limited edition items, please purchase only one to give others a...

    $60.00