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  • PK Love Track Jacket

    Thick enough to keep you warm on a chilly day but thin enough to wear indoors and out, these magical jackets grant superhuman temperature-regulation abilities that even Magypsies can’t teach! And thank goodness, because talk...

    $39.00

  • Starguy Track Jacket

    These latest additions to our line of sexily-embroidered merchandise continue one of our favorite traditions: matching patches! The included Starguy patch is awesome enough to leave sitting on your desk in case you feel like...

    $43.00

  • Snow Wood Hoodie

    Ahh, Winters. Idyllic frozen landscape filled with pine trees, psychotic goats, and the demolition-minded nerds of Snow Wood Boarding School. If you’re not quite ready to ship yourself or your progeny off to this secluded...

    $43.00

  • Dark Omen Moto Jacket

    “Come with me if you want a sweet jacket.” Celebrating the fiery 1999 debut of the earth’s matroshka-nemesis, the Dark Omen jacket is sweet enough to earn you nods of approval from local biker gangs...

    $48.00

  • Cataclysm Combo Pack (Men's)

    At long last, high fashion for the discerning time traveler! With this combo pack you’ll save a couple bucks while getting the complete package: shirt, jacket, and stickers! NOTE: NOTE: Due to a production issue,...

    $68.00

  • Cataclysm Combo Pack - Women's

    At long last, high fashion for the discerning time traveler! With this combo pack you’ll save a couple bucks while getting the complete package: shirt, jacket, and stickers! NOTE 1: NOTE: Due to a production...

    $68.00