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EB Saga DVD+Poster
Nearly 4 years worth of hilarious, disturbing, touching, and weird videos compiled into a huge double-layer DVD! This thing is packed with content: EB Saga Chapters 1, 2, 3, and 4, in all their high-res...$20.00
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Patch Pack 1
Patches: for when pins simply aren’t enough. Our first patch pack hits the ground running! These custom patches would go great with an Escargo Express bag — if you got one before they flew off...$7.00
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Hatness
OMG A MR. BASEBALL HAT~ AND FOR ONLY FIFTEEN DOLLARS?! SUREFIRE, IT’S MINE! AND I STILL GOT ENOUGH TO BUY THAT ____! (HeavenBound by Abide) The result of months of searching, sampling, hoping, and hair-pulling: we finally created...$16.00
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Shark Punk Figurines
Note: Both the auction and the lottery came and went, and both were huge successes. Thanks to everyone who participated! EarthBound’s pixelated punks come to life in this first set of ten1 limited edition Shark...$50.00
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Starguy Track Jacket
These latest additions to our line of sexily-embroidered merchandise continue one of our favorite traditions: matching patches! The included Starguy patch is awesome enough to leave sitting on your desk in case you feel like...$43.00
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Escargo Express Messenger Bag
You may have seen this messenger bag hanging from the shoulder of, oh, I don’t know, freaking Jack Bauer. That’s right, this is the same bag used in the TV series 24. And now it’s...$43.00
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The Year the Earth Stood Bound
Inspired by twin cannons EB and the classic Sci-Fi film, this 18″ × 24″ poster (our first!) by Kaigetsudo is a brilliant combo-parody by one of the EarthBound community’s most talented illustrators! This poster is...$19.00
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Bound Around
The sky is falling, and with it come bees! They’re huge and they’re sting-crazy! Luckily it’s a small world, so safer climes are just around the corner. Green and silver American Apparel 2001 T-Shirt designed...$19.00 - $21.00
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Snow Wood Hoodie
Ahh, Winters. Idyllic frozen landscape filled with pine trees, psychotic goats, and the demolition-minded nerds of Snow Wood Boarding School. If you’re not quite ready to ship yourself or your progeny off to this secluded...$43.00
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EB Halloween '08 Pins
A special seasonal set! Available only in limited quantities, this is the first set to include a spiffy glow-in-the-dark pin! Possessor (special Glow-in-the-Dark pin!) Happy? Punkin Edisnoom Fuschia Neon Green Neon Yellow Bright Red$5.00
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Pin Set #1
The first of our limited-edition series of pin sets! These 1” pins, designed by Jonk and produced by the fine folks at Busy Beaver Button Factory, include the following: Zombified Smilin’ P! P-KORP Rock Candy...$5.00
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Travel Pins (Set #2)
Our second limited-edition pin set! The first one sold out in a week, so we’ll see how long we can keep these babies in stock. These 1” pins, designed by Jonk (except for the Burger...$5.00
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One Pins (Set #3)
Limited-edition pin sets for the working class hipster. The first two sets sold out in just a few weeks, so we’ve upped the production a bit—175 sets total for this round! Designed by Jonk and...$5.00
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PSI Rockin'
Now in three colors, this blast-tastic masterpiece features artwork from the master of perspective, PD_DX0 :D Printed on American Apparel shirts by the excellent guys at Forward Printing, this shirt is our first “belt-printed” design,...$19.00 - $21.00
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EB Yourself
Our most popular design comes in four flavors: cranberry, royal blue, kelly green, and slate! The EBY shirt is designed by Jon Kay, printed on American Apparel 2001 T-Shirts, and comes with one of three...$19.00 - $21.00
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Starmen.Net mugz0rz
The Nerds! edition Starmen.Net mugz0r arrives! This mythical beast contains 13 scenes illustrated by the amazing Sebastian Hardy and organized by Jon Kay. Amongst our oblique references: EB Siege PK Siege Japan PK Mail’N PK...$15.00
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Borange Figurine
Note: One per customer, please! Since these are handmade, limited edition items, please purchase only one to give others a shot at nabbing one :) Burrowing deep into the caves of the underworld, the Boranges...$30.00
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Punk Board
Old-school be-boppin punk-rockin’ EarthBound artist SoupaBoy (aka Alex LiCausi) strikes fear into the hearts of small towns and their pedestrians with this amazing EarthBound-inspired skateboard design! Manufactured and printed by the dudes at Penn’s Wood...$47.00
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Pandora's Happy Box
Design by Omnitarian. Shirt by American Apparel. Two variants: gray and eggplant. This shirt is awesome. You’ll Live it Down One Day, John Leguizamo (a short story by Reid Young) You are in your room...$19.00 - $21.00
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Courage Badge Keychain
Rumor has it this custom keychain was forged in the depths of the volcano which lies dormant beneath the Nowhere Islands. But the more likely story is that it was made in a factory in...$10.00