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  • Reformat the Planet

    Note: This is a preorder item, so if you order alongside other items, they'll ship together. All US-bound discs/shirts will ship in late August. International orders with posters may be delayed until mid-September; US-bound posters may ship...

    $15.00 - $78.00

  • Chronometer

    In celebration of the re-release of a classic we bring you the re-release of our classic Chronometer shirt! This New Game + version of the shirt features a new color (Antiquity!), several improvements to the...

    $20.00 - $22.00

  • Magi's Tower

    Howling from the black winds of Omnitarian’s mind comes the Magi’s Tower design! The gargoyle perched atop the sorcerer's castle throws shadows in every direction, hiding hordes of foes and fiends. Any generic hero knows...

    $20.00 - $22.00

  • Special Forces

    By popular demand, the emblem from our Special Forces messenger bag has been transmuted into a summer shirt! This shirt marks several important firsts for us: Our first sleeve print Our first 4-location print Chest Sleeve...

    $22.00

  • Pipe Vault

    Update: IT'S OVER! We donated $9,021 to ACT Today via The Speed Gamers and their amazing community. Holy wow. The first run of these shirts ended up with a slight misprint and are now available at...

    $17.00 - $20.00

  • PSI Rockin'

    One of our most popular shirts ever, now available in a wide array of colors! This blast-tastic masterpiece features artwork from the master of perspective, PD_DX0 :D Printed on American Apparel shirts by the excellent...

    $19.00 - $21.00

  • Dark Omen Moto Jacket

    “Come with me if you want a sweet jacket.” Celebrating the fiery 1999 debut of the earth’s matroshka-nemesis, the Dark Omen jacket is sweet enough to earn you nods of approval from local biker gangs...

    $48.00

  • Punk Beanie

    When roaming your streets in you home town or hanging out at the arcade, this beanie is designed for two distinct purposes: Empowering your personal synergy Heatizing your cabeza These 60/40 cotton/acrylic sock caps are...

    $15.00

  • Nuisance Plush

    This item is handmade. Most of the profit from your purchase goes to support independent fan artists! "All plush begins with Nuisance and ends with Nuisance. This is our assertion! For the moment, anyway!" Commissioned...

    $38.00

  • I (••) NP

    Let me know when I (••) NP is reprinted! Email Address: Name: Your email is secure and we'll only update you the one time this product is reprinted! The Metropolis of New Pork demands allegiance...

    $19.00 - $21.00