PRODUCTS IN STOCK
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Starmen.Net mugz0rz
The Nerds! edition Starmen.Net mugz0r arrives! This mythical beast contains 13 scenes illustrated by the amazing Sebastian Hardy and organized by Jon Kay. Amongst our oblique references: EB Siege PK Siege Japan PK Mail’N PK...$15.00
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PSI Rockin'
Now in three colors, this blast-tastic masterpiece features artwork from the master of perspective, PD_DX0 :D Printed on American Apparel shirts by the excellent guys at Forward Printing, this shirt is our first “belt-printed” design,...$19.00 - $21.00
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EB Yourself
Our most popular design comes in four flavors: cranberry, royal blue, kelly green, and slate! The EBY shirt is designed by Jon Kay, printed on American Apparel 2001 T-Shirts, and comes with one of three...$19.00 - $21.00
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Snow Wood Hoodie
Ahh, Winters. Idyllic frozen landscape filled with pine trees, psychotic goats, and the demolition-minded nerds of Snow Wood Boarding School. If you’re not quite ready to ship yourself or your progeny off to this secluded...$43.00
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Chronometer
In celebration of the re-release of a classic we bring you the Chronometer shirt! Also in celebration of the re-release, we promise not to make any clock puns. This American Apparel 2001 T-Shirt was designed...$19.00 - $21.00
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Bound Around
The sky is falling, and with it come bees! They’re huge and they’re sting-crazy! Luckily it’s a small world, so safer climes are just around the corner. Green and silver American Apparel 2001 T-Shirt designed...$19.00 - $21.00
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Punk Beanie
When roaming your streets in you home town or hanging out at the arcade, this beanie is designed for two distinct purposes: Empowering your personal synergy Heatizing your cabeza These 60/40 cotton/acrylic sock caps are...$15.00
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Flinter
Frintu preps himself for a showdown with the Mecha-Drago! Designed by thickfreakness and brought together by Jon Kay (aka Jonk), the presence of smoke on this shirt is pretty much guaranteed to get you kicked...$19.00 - $21.00
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P-KORP Pins
P-KORP is preparing a march on your sensibilities! The latest propaganda pack has arrived at the Fangamer mailroom, and frankly, we’ve taken the bait. These buttons were designed by Jon Kay with the exception of...$5.00 - $7.00
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Pork Army
The invading Pork Army has launched its sprawling public relations campaign! Nothing says “faux communist slave state” like a slick t-shirt (inexplicable bag of money not included). This classic piece of Jon Kay design comes...$19.00 - $21.00
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Starguy Track Jacket
These latest additions to our line of sexily-embroidered merchandise continue one of our favorite traditions: matching patches! The included Starguy patch is awesome enough to leave sitting on your desk in case you feel like...$43.00
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PK Love Track Jacket
Thick enough to keep you warm on a chilly day but thin enough to wear indoors and out, these magical jackets grant superhuman temperature-regulation abilities that even Magypsies can’t teach! And thank goodness, because talk...$39.00
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EB Saga DVD+Poster
Nearly 4 years worth of hilarious, disturbing, touching, and weird videos compiled into a huge double-layer DVD! This thing is packed with content: EB Saga Chapters 1, 2, 3, and 4, in all their high-res...$20.00
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Hatness
OMG A MR. BASEBALL HAT~ AND FOR ONLY FIFTEEN DOLLARS?! SUREFIRE, IT’S MINE! AND I STILL GOT ENOUGH TO BUY THAT ____! (HeavenBound by Abide) The result of months of searching, sampling, hoping, and hair-pulling: we finally created...$16.00
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Patch Pack 1
Patches: for when pins simply aren’t enough. Our first patch pack hits the ground running! These custom patches would go great with an Escargo Express bag — if you got one before they flew off...$7.00
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Fobbies are Borange Pins
You, too, can memorize the color of Fo[bb|pp]ies with this pin set’s fanciful namesake, the Fobbies are Borange radio play! These buttons were illustrated by the multitalented Martin Tovar (aka MatCab). A portion of profits...$5.00 - $7.00
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Millennial Fair Pins
Paying homage to every gamer’s early encounters with time triggering adventures. Celebrate 1000 years of the denizens in the kingdom that give’s birth to gaurdians throughout time. Guardian Seal Time Gate Meow~ Silver Point Impish...$5.00 - $7.00
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Punk Board
Old-school be-boppin punk-rockin’ EarthBound artist SoupaBoy (aka Alex LiCausi) strikes fear into the hearts of small towns and their pedestrians with this amazing EarthBound-inspired skateboard design! Manufactured and printed by the dudes at Penn’s Wood...$47.00
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MOTHER 3 Handbook PDF
Worried about your guide getting tattered from frenzied research and overuse? Fear not — the internet is here to save the day! In addition to the paperback and free online version of the MOTHER 3...$6.00
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Pandora's Happy Box
Design by Omnitarian. Shirt by American Apparel. Two variants: gray and eggplant. This shirt is awesome. You’ll Live it Down One Day, John Leguizamo (a short story by Reid Young) You are in your room...$19.00 - $21.00